This morning...

I was driving to work and got behind an older purple Ford extended cab pickup truck with Tennessee plates and a mural on the tailgate with "Guadulajara" running across the top in big swirly letters. As I pulled up alongside the truck, I noticed it was jam-packed full of Mexicans. As I pulled away, I counted them in my rear-view mirror...there were ten of them in the cab of that truck! I'm pretty sure they were in violation of the seat belt laws of the good old State of Missouri.